Troll Haven

 
 

At night,
    Around their hearth
    the trolls of Gardiner,
    Listen to the wind
    Blowing from the North

They listen
   To the song
   It carries from afar,
   Telling how, in great haste
   They left Norway,
   And crossed the arctic waste.
   Enduring great hardships
   For many night they did roam,
   Seeking a refuge,
   A place to call home

They listen
   With joy, and sing along.
   Knowing they have found
   Troll Haven
   A place safe and strong.

 

 

Beware travelers afar, giant trolls guard these grounds. Often known to eat travelers foolish enough to stray into their domain after dark, they have semi-magical powers such as prophesy and shape shifting. They are huge, hard-skinned, and virtually indestructible except when hit by sunlight, which turns them to stone.

This is Troll Haven; pedagogy of dreams and magic. A refuge from the mundane, a place to dream and imagine, and, most importantly, a place to bring a smile. We have beautiful homes for rent, fruit to eat, art for amusement and inspiration, buffalo to gaze upon and landscaping to match the most impeccable gardens of the world.

Our philosophy for Troll Haven, is not a single idea, but many ideas and attitudes about life. We must have a reverence for nature and a deep love of the country life. Self-reliance and creative leisure is placed in the forefront. A place of abundant beauty with edible, healthy, organic fruit, nuts and berries for humans as well as the birds and beasts of nature. Troll haven strives to be a simple place. A place of nostalgia that brings smiles of delight to young and old alike.

Our mission statement is simple: Goodness harbor from all elements of this dominion and hath qualities the same for all mankind.

G.A.B.

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